So, you’ve decided to ditch the city life and embrace the tranquility of the Zimbabwean village? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because you’re in for a wild ride!
Here are 11 tips to ensure your village adventure is as hilarious as it is unforgettable
Pack a Cooler Box
Because let’s face it, village ice machines qnd ice buckets dont come standard from Sabhuku. A cooler box filled with your favorite beverages is a lifesaver.
Hire an Off-Road Vehicle
You’ll need it to navigate the off road village scenic paths that lead to your destination. Just be prepared for the occasional flat tire and a few unexpected detours.
Pitch a Tent
Embrace your inner Bear Grylls and sleep under the stars. Just remember to bring plenty of insect repellent and fairy lights to make your stay super glamping.
Cook Like a Local
Download Carl Joshua Ncube’s special village recipes. Who needs a Michelin-star chef when you can whip up a feast using firewood and a three-legged pot?
Ox-Drawn Carriage Rides
Experience the true meaning of slow travel. Just don’t forget to tip the ox.
Dress the Part
Strike a pose in traditional attire or national fabric. You’ll look fabulous and confuse the local chickens.
Storytelling Sessions
Gather around the fire and listen to tales of heroism, heartbreak, and the time the village goat ate the entire harvest.
Village Jit
Show off your dance moves and impress the locals. Just be prepared for some unexpected challenges like power cuts and spontaneous rain showers.
Nature’s Playground
Go hiking, have a picnic by the river, and reconnect with nature. Just watch out for snakes, spiders, and the occasional baboon.
Growth Point Vibes
Grab a cold one and enjoy some authentic sungura music. Just don’t forget to bring earplugs if you’re sensitive to loud noises.
Sponsor a Soccer Tournament
Unleash your inner philanthropist and organize a high-stakes soccer match. Just be prepared for some intense rivalries and potential arguments over offside calls.
Remember, a village adventure is for the organized so call Rural BnB if you don’t have a village and we can hook you up with links to a village close to you and villagers to host you
Take this Rural opportunity it’s a chance to disconnect from the hustle and bustle of city life and embrace the simple pleasures of rural Zimbabwe. So, pack your bags, grab your sense of humor, and get ready for an unforgettable experience!
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